Lifesaver accessory- get em!

[Tweety]

Accessories. Can be lifesavers. And I think I’ve found the best, most valuable accessory yet.

See we have winches. Yes they can save your life. Stranded with your “L” series stuck in a deep hole that only “real” 4WD’s could escape from under their own power. But I think you could always improvise on jacks, cannon fart and a few rocks.

Then we have water bottles. A great accessory in case you blow a radiator hose. But lets face it – you can use beer in a radiator…if not urine or in the case of a new Subie SUV- red wine.

But I realised today there is another accessory that will save you there and then, right at the moment you need it. See I rolled up to a red light in Shepparton today and sitting there minding my own business. A group of about 100 bikies surrounded me. Tatts on their arms, no teeth. I raised my middle finger to give em the bird, pointed at their Harley bikes and covered my mouth, two birds both middle fingers……
















thank f..k for tinted windows…..

[revmax]

ROFL
You wanna mke sure thay dont have polarised sunnies on.

[steptoe]

or more light on your side rather than theirs