So I've searched all over the place for tools, techniques, chemicals etc and none of them cater for graphics over about 5 or 6 years old. The graphics on my car are about 25 years old

I've tried the hairdryer method, and that works to some extent on the more intact pieces but when it comes to the microscopic flakes it does nothing. I've also tried (in small test areas) a paint scraper with the hairdryer, but that leaves residue and shadows of the tiny spots used to colour the graphic. A tiny wire wheel in a dremel worked if I was careful, but one slip and it fudged the paint.
I've heard of a decal eraser wheel that you put in a drill, but supercheap didn't have them when I looked and even ebay has no idea what I'm talking about

tldr: I need to get these cracked old graphics off the sides of my car without hundreds of man hours or huge cost. Oh and by the way, the graphics are big stripes and they go all the way down both sides of the wagon:???:
anyone done this before?