The fact is

Suba · Post by **Suba** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:56 pm

Subaru does not sleep. It waits.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for any Subaru's.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Subaru has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Subaru.

Subaru is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for its left and right B-pillars.

Subaru is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Subaru is so fast, it can run around the world and hit itself in the tailgate.

Subaru can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Subaru gave Mona Lisa that smile.

86rxturbo · Post by **86rxturbo** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:02 pm

haha nice work, so true so true

coupe · Post by **coupe** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:13 pm

Your the man

seagull · Post by **seagull** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:08 am

Have you bee sniffing that windscreen sealnt again Mike !

Fury · Post by **Fury** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:40 am

Definately too much time on your hands...
We DONT want to know about your Subaru fantasys or fetishes. (Do we? ... now thats got you thinking

) We need a shaking head emotion

smoov · Post by **smoov** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:48 am

i hope you're not smoking anything synthetic, as it may be harmful to your health...

Suba · Post by **Suba** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:35 am

Have been off work witht the flu for the last 3 days , so I guess that I might have a bit too much time on my hands at the momment and as for the mind altering chemicals it's only codral cold and flu

, well thats my storie and I am sticking to it

.

Mike.

coupe · Post by **coupe** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:52 pm

Hey Mike isnt codral called prozac for us oldies

Suba · Post by **Suba** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:28 pm

Come on Pete don't give away all our secrets

.

Mike.

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The fact is

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