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by Subyroo » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:52 pm
A leather clad biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
Without hesitating, the biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl. The biker carries her to her terrified parents, who through tears of joy, thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says: "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've ever seen a man do in my entire life."
The biker answered, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted out of instinct."
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. By the way, what brand of motorcycle do you ride?"
"A Harley-Davidson", the biker says proudly. "I'm a member of HOG!" (Harley Owner's Group)
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the first page, in bold headlines:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT WHILE IN CUSTODY AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
Peter
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