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someone on this forum is going in for a bit of ahem , prostate work. All us youngsters can joke and giggle (secretly , it is due to fear of what is to come for us in our later years) , and i suspect a few of the older know a bit more about it. One thing that shocked my dad was that they could get two hoses up the old fella, think one was about 6mm OD !! These are left there after the op to flush out the wound If I could do that emoticon with a nervous smile and sweat comin' off him i would.
I know everyone will be wishing you a speedy and successful exit of the no-holiday camp XXXXX

those XXXXX's are not kisses by the way ! Should be another X as each X represents a letter of his name in case he wants to remain unidentifiable

Best of luck mate

Bennie

Will be thinking of you mate, ..well Thinking of XXXXXX

Thanks fellow subyites,
I knew it had to come out eheheh thanks Jonno.
Yeah amazing what they can do, but when a doctor says it will be a bit painfull in my past experience with those comments is to expect it to bring
tears to the eyes.
However what is my main concern is the anaesthetic injection into my spine which has crook nerves already,but the anaesthetist said it would be better for my lungs that way.
Eeheheh growing older is great, a new experience every day.
Multi tasking becomes easier, sneezing, farting and peeing all at the same time.
Not to mention being a senior and bragging how good you look for your age and free coffee at Macca's, act a little crazy when out in public, say politically incorrect things(stuff being politically correct) what are they going to do about it? most times nothing just give you a wide birth and mutter crazy old coot.
Bugger they other day I was walking into the local shopping centre, still had my sunnies on, so with my failing eyesight I nearly walked over this little kid.
His mother was tall, skinny and black, the kid was short skinny and black, plus the tiles on the floor are dark grey.
Before I knew it I had blurted out aloud to my self "Bugger he's so black I almost didn't see him" and just kept on walking after stepping sideways to avoid and accident ehehehe.
Yep sure is good to get up every day.
Okay you have had your laugh and tut tut for the day now get back to work.
Best regards to all
Hylton:twisted:

Hope the best for you!

Monday 4th, ain't it Hylton?

steptoe wrote:Monday 4th, ain't it Hylton?

Yep monday the 4th so you have another couple of days to put up with my smart arse quips eheheh.
Hylton:twisted:
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olddog642 wrote: Multi tasking becomes easier, sneezing, farting and peeing all at the same time.

I thought they were just sorting out some minor issues, not turning you into a woman!

kj0 wrote:I thought they were just sorting out some minor issues, not turning you into a woman!

"Breaking news just in"

Surgery is postponed as one of the surgeons kicked the bucket and his funeral is on monday arvo
which was when I supposedly was to have the op.
It is now scheduled for the 2nd of May

Bugger I will just have to keep masquerading as a bloke for another month
Hylton:twisted:

Wahoo what a bloody great health system we have.
The op is back on somebody backed out at the last moment so the hospital has moved me forward to a morning op yippee no more waiting ehehehe
Hylton:twisted:
Ps I hope

All the best Hylton........... may your surgeon have steady hands

Hope it all goes well mate !
At least your in better shape than the poor guy who was going to have operated on you !

Lookforward to 'business as usual' when your back home and recoverd................I mean tapping away on the keyboard not that other 'business'

That sounds about typical of our health system Hylton!

All the best, hope it happens for you sooner rather than later!

Cheers

Bennie

having had a colonoscopy and a sigmoidoscopy when I was in my twenties for a cancer scare, be sure the anestesiologist knows what he is doing. and catheters are no fun regardless of what painkillers you are given

good luck Hylton

TOONGA

had to google TOONGS procedure ........

Hylton, good luck , can see you are signed on at the moment. Might be wise to take some cable ties or velcro straps to hold tubes in place - heard a nasty story yesterday of things coming undone due to too much wriggling after much same op - you know, just to tidy things up like your Brumby fan wiring

Gees, imagine finding a tube moves coz it gets stuck under a limb and when you wriggle - undo all the surgeons good work on a Sunday that did !!

steptoe wrote:had to google TOONGS procedure ........

I bet you are unhappy you did that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonoscopy

Billy Connoly a damn good explaination

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMsPNI6EZE

Robin Williams does a good one as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rRWI83yhRc

Sigmoidoscopy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmoidoscopy

a rather empathic? doctor explaining the procedure

http://www.videojug.com/expertanswer/co ... r-flex-sig

a rather disturbing procedure that leaves you sitting on one bum cheek for a few weeks

TOONGA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq-_riKtzsY

This will definitely give you high hopes and beliefs in your Surgeons good hands. I wonder if you get a robot working on you?

All the best you old Roughneck.. you remember we still have cement out here if you need it hehe.. oh and some Dope too

best wishes mate....keep possitive