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Post by steptoe » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:30 am

someone on this forum is going in for a bit of ahem , prostate work. All us youngsters can joke and giggle (secretly , it is due to fear of what is to come :( for us in our later years) , and i suspect a few of the older know a bit more about it. One thing that shocked my dad was that they could get two hoses up the old fella, think one was about 6mm OD !! These are left there after the op to flush out the wound :( :) :( If I could do that emoticon with a nervous smile and sweat comin' off him i would.
I know everyone will be wishing you a speedy and successful exit of the no-holiday camp XXXXX

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Post by steptoe » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:32 am

those XXXXX's are not kisses by the way ! Should be another X as each X represents a letter of his name in case he wants to remain unidentifiable

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Post by El_Freddo » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:56 am

Best of luck mate ;)

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Post by kj0 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:25 am

Will be thinking of you mate, ..well Thinking of XXXXXX

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Post by olddog642 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:31 am

Thanks fellow subyites,
I knew it had to come out eheheh thanks Jonno.
Yeah amazing what they can do, but when a doctor says it will be a bit painfull in my past experience with those comments is to expect it to bring
tears to the eyes.
However what is my main concern is the anaesthetic injection into my spine which has crook nerves already,but the anaesthetist said it would be better for my lungs that way.
Eeheheh growing older is great, a new experience every day.
Multi tasking becomes easier, sneezing, farting and peeing all at the same time.
Not to mention being a senior and bragging how good you look for your age and free coffee at Macca's, act a little crazy when out in public, say politically incorrect things(stuff being politically correct) what are they going to do about it? most times nothing just give you a wide birth and mutter crazy old coot.
Bugger they other day I was walking into the local shopping centre, still had my sunnies on, so with my failing eyesight I nearly walked over this little kid.
His mother was tall, skinny and black, the kid was short skinny and black, plus the tiles on the floor are dark grey.
Before I knew it I had blurted out aloud to my self "Bugger he's so black I almost didn't see him" and just kept on walking after stepping sideways to avoid and accident ehehehe.
Yep sure is good to get up every day.
Okay you have had your laugh and tut tut for the day now get back to work.
Best regards to all
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Post by H-top » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:32 am

Hope the best for you!
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Post by steptoe » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:03 am

Monday 4th, ain't it Hylton?

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Post by olddog642 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:11 am

steptoe wrote:Monday 4th, ain't it Hylton?
Yep monday the 4th so you have another couple of days to put up with my smart arse quips eheheh.
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Post by kj0 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:24 am

olddog642 wrote: Multi tasking becomes easier, sneezing, farting and peeing all at the same time.
I thought they were just sorting out some minor issues, not turning you into a woman!

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Post by olddog642 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:15 pm

kj0 wrote:I thought they were just sorting out some minor issues, not turning you into a woman!
"Breaking news just in"

Surgery is postponed as one of the surgeons kicked the bucket and his funeral is on monday arvo
which was when I supposedly was to have the op.
It is now scheduled for the 2nd of May

Bugger I will just have to keep masquerading as a bloke for another month
Hylton:twisted:

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Post by olddog642 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:04 pm

Wahoo what a bloody great health system we have.
The op is back on somebody backed out at the last moment so the hospital has moved me forward to a morning op yippee no more waiting ehehehe
Hylton:twisted:
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Post by FROG » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:55 pm

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Post by 1111giles » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:20 pm

Hope it all goes well mate !
At least your in better shape than the poor guy who was going to have operated on you !

Lookforward to 'business as usual' when your back home and recoverd................I mean tapping away on the keyboard not that other 'business' :mrgreen:
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Post by El_Freddo » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:47 pm

That sounds about typical of our health system Hylton!

All the best, hope it happens for you sooner rather than later!

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Post by TOONGA » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:45 pm

having had a colonoscopy and a sigmoidoscopy when I was in my twenties for a cancer scare, be sure the anestesiologist knows what he is doing. and catheters are no fun regardless of what painkillers you are given

good luck Hylton

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Post by steptoe » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:17 am

had to google TOONGS procedure ........

Hylton, good luck , can see you are signed on at the moment. Might be wise to take some cable ties or velcro straps to hold tubes in place - heard a nasty story yesterday of things coming undone due to too much wriggling after much same op - you know, just to tidy things up like your Brumby fan wiring :)

Gees, imagine finding a tube moves coz it gets stuck under a limb and when you wriggle - undo all the surgeons good work on a Sunday that did !!

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Post by TOONGA » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:35 am

steptoe wrote:had to google TOONGS procedure ........
I bet you are unhappy you did that :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonoscopy

Billy Connoly a damn good explaination

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMsPNI6EZE

Robin Williams does a good one as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rRWI83yhRc

Sigmoidoscopy

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a rather empathic? doctor explaining the procedure

http://www.videojug.com/expertanswer/co ... r-flex-sig

a rather disturbing procedure that leaves you sitting on one bum cheek for a few weeks

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Post by kj0 » Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:32 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq-_riKtzsY

This will definitely give you high hopes and beliefs in your Surgeons good hands. I wonder if you get a robot working on you?

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Post by RSR 555 » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:41 pm

All the best you old Roughneck.. you remember we still have cement out here if you need it hehe.. oh and some Dope too :p
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Post by chubby37 » Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:10 am

best wishes mate....keep possitive
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