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This is pure gold -

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:37 pm
by Ben
Ok, so in moving to coffs harbour I have been given a phone number by Telstra - 6652 6696...

Last couple of days we have had a couple of interesting phone calls.....

Michelle qualified the last caller "What business were you looking for?" the caller replied - "an Escort Service" so we had a look at the phone book, and sure enough Madam Michelle is running "Kisses, Cuddles and More" 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

See the ad right here - http://www.yellowpages.com.au/onlineSol ... c7ab&st=cs

suffice to say I think we'll be getting Telstra to change our number.... And it was such a good one too!!!

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:23 pm
by smoov
what happens if after your number change, you still get calls asking for "cuddles, kisses and more"?

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:29 pm
by BaronVonChickenPants
"Hello, honest ben's subaru escort service, how may I please you car"

:lol: :wink:

Jordan.

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:24 pm
by MUDRAT
LOL that's one you read about in Column8.

Alternatively you could leave your phone number the same and make A LOT of money. 8)





(j/k mate)

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:24 pm
by Fury
So Ben...
You found Michelle' s little secret :oops:

What a co-incidence hey.. I would have liked to be a fly on the wall when you found out.

As Muddy said, if you keep the number, you could make some extra cash - or at least a spotters fees from the local red light district :lol:


edit: Just for those that don't know my sick sence of humour, I'm kidding.

I have only met Michelle once, and indeed - is a very nice person , and I should not be joking about this . My apologies Michelle, It was just hard to pass up :oops:

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:15 pm
by Ben
Actually, I near killed my self laughing, and spent the next day calling her Madam Michelle :D

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:42 pm
by SubyDreams
I like the part where it says all states except VIC and QLD...You poor QLD guys miss out!

I can just imagine Ben's reaction and then Michelle's when he called her that!

I know what to write on her birthday card!

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:18 am
by Phizinza
Oh no... This is getting bad...

Baron, good idea :)