My cheating Girlfriend.. suggestion needed

[dibs]

oh my goodness when ever i get home dibs is usually in the garage as well i guess i had better watch myself lmao , that realy had me feeling sorry for ya you bugger good onya lol

[steptoe]

You got my sympathy too , for a minute.

If it ever does really happen remember those Nokias on ebay that have been converted into a spyphone. In switched off you can dial into them, answers itself and allows you to listen in

[El_Freddo]

That's better than the one about Port and Polishing your heads using a fine sand blasting sand, pouring it into the engine at high revs to "sand blast" the intake ports then posting it in a forum asking what's gone wrong...

I was also thinking - I'll have a read, the poor bugger, but not touch it with a 60 foot barge pole...

Cheers

Bennie