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WHO IS 47 today ??
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:39 am
by seagull
SUBA Mike !
all the best mate , happy birth day
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:43 am
by seagull
who is still awake to read this ? seagull
any one that is thinking of having kids ( think again )
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:10 am
by Bratgeebah
Happy Birthday Mike.
All the best
Gee.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:40 am
by vidler
seagull wrote:who is still awake to read this ? seagull
any one that is thinking of having kids ( think again )
was that another crack at me???:)
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:23 pm
by Suby Wan Kenobi
Happy Birthday Mike
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:18 pm
by Thalass
Happy birthday!
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:54 pm
by Suba
Cheers Peeps
Mike.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:31 am
by seagull
vidler wrote:was that another crack at me???:)
no why ??? some thing to tell us Jay ( ? )
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:30 am
by chriSTIan
Yeah happy birthday mike,i'll second what neil said about kids too!!
All the best.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:48 am
by RSR 555
Happy Birthday for yesterday Mike...
I think someone else is just about to have their b'day 2... am I right "chriSTIan" ??
Neil... I wish you had told me about the kids ealier... like 6 kids earlier!!
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:22 am
by BrennyV
6 kids! god dam
2 will do me for a wile
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:19 pm
by steptoe
seems like an appropriate moment to regurgitate this old one....
and true, 47 was the age used when I first read it !!
Fred had just shouted himself to a face lift to celebrate his birthday. After all the swelling and bruising had gone down and face healed from surgery, it was back to work. At the newsagent in the morning he asked the young girl behind the counter how old she thought he was. "Oh, early thirties" was the girls reply. Fred was pretty pleased so far. "Actually, I am 47!"
At lunchtime he thought he'd give it another go with the McDonalds chicky babe. "Thirty, thirty two ?" was the girls guess. "Actually , I am 47"
Pretty happy with that was Fred, so much so that at the bus stop that afternoon he couldn't help himself.
There was just this old woman waiting with him. Now, when he asked she replied " I am an old woman in my 70's and my eyesight is not as good as it used to be, but there is one sure fire way to determine a mans age"
Oh yeah thinks Fred "What's that ?" . Old lady says she needs to put her hand down his pants !! Looking around, no one else is about, so thought no harm in this (keen to test the old girl) he allows her to do so for ten minutes or so.
"Well, how old do you think I am ?" he asks
"You're forty seven!"
Stunned, he asks how she could tell his age
"I was standing behind you at McDonalds" chuckles the old girl
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:46 pm
by seagull
He Paul , I see why you need a mini van !
you keen on a H6 ? let me know as I place it on just cars soon
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:57 pm
by seagull
last time I was at mcdonalds . I told my mate i( who was at the drive through placing an order in his car ) that the bird taking orders at the window had great boobs & a nice face & over all was quite well looking !
The problem with this is I was two cars back in line & told him this via the CB radio , then it hit me what I had just done ( ! ) she could hear me & in fact seen me talking on the cb radio
well I could do nothing but drive forward & place my order then when I got to the window to collect my order she was standing there with a big smile on her face .Well I said hi & gave her a big smile & a LOL then collected my meal
when I drove off I found I had an up grade meal & her number on the paper bag .
NOW !
There is some things you need to keep from your wife & I got rid of the paper bag before I got home
O to be 20 again
seagull