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"What's more chickenshit than f***ing with a man's automobile? I mean, don't f*** with another man's vehicle" Vincent- Pulp Fiction

Yep, went out to drive to work this morning and find that my tailgate lock has been forced, and I mean forced to the point of damaging the actual panel, and my bike has been taken out of the back of the wagon. Obviously some m**her fu**er decided that I didn't really need my bike that much and they decided they would help me out.
To cap it off, over the weekend every panel on my classic Renault was either kicked in or forced with a sharp tool.

All this in a suburb with one of the lowest insurance premiums in the state.

I can't begin to describe how murderous I am feeling. If i catch the bastards that did it... Angry possibilities for repayment of the favour they did for me and show them how it feels.

1. Find where he/she/they live (somehow I don't think this was a lady...but)
2. Find their car
3. Spot weld every door shut in a hard to see place.
4. Either leave an octopus in the spare wheel well, or pour a lovely iced coffee/fish sauce slurry into the heater vents.

sorry to hear mate.. are you coverd for the damages?

expand-a foam the intake/exhaust and all the above mentioned
also sorry to hear about your loss theivary sux the big one

ouch, its upsetting that someone could be so petty as to fuck with someones car unless they deserved it. And since you're an AUSubaru member, I highly doubt that you did .

you know... you could create some sort of contraption to rip off their balls/labias if they so much as looked at your car wrong. hey! its possible!

Take it easy on the language son , I know you are upset ,but tone it down please.

Mike.

Sorry about the language. I have edited it a bit.
Talk to various insurance companies tommorow and see what happens. I have lost so much faith in my fellow man.

KERAZY wrote:you know... you could create some sort of contraption to rip off their balls/labias if they so much as looked at your car wrong. hey! its possible!

You've been watching "Naked Gun" havent you

Its a shame that there are bastards that do these sorts of things to us law abiding citizens

Maybe we should find a way to hook our cars up to an electric fence energiser when we park them.

Suparoo wrote:You've been watching "Naked Gun" havent you
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Woohoo - the Denver Jockstrap I beleive

Sorry to hear that. I had the same thing on one of my Mazdas - Screwdrivered the lock with enough force to dent the door in

that sucks man... sure beats a camera an photo paper... hope you find the ppl who did this and let the police deal with them...

Good luck

revenge is mine says the lord.
although in these circumstances i certainly would prowl the streets for some serious headcrushing.
sorry to hear about it. i know how devastated i would be. hope all goes well though

mate, very unfortunate, i semi-know how you feel, my tailgate lock was forced with a screwdriver once(they didnt get in), so i went out and bought "the works" in a car alarm, shock/motion sensors etc. i also took all the bars of the locks, so no matter how hard the locks are forced, the door will never open...and i've got some security tint, to prevent smashed windows etc...you will never trust where you park the car again..

alex