Lifesaver accessory- get em!
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:50 pm
Accessories. Can be lifesavers. And I think I’ve found the best, most valuable accessory yet.
See we have winches. Yes they can save your life. Stranded with your “L” series stuck in a deep hole that only “real” 4WD’s could escape from under their own power. But I think you could always improvise on jacks, cannon fart and a few rocks.
Then we have water bottles. A great accessory in case you blow a radiator hose. But lets face it – you can use beer in a radiator…if not urine or in the case of a new Subie SUV- red wine.
But I realised today there is another accessory that will save you there and then, right at the moment you need it. See I rolled up to a red light in Shepparton today and sitting there minding my own business. A group of about 100 bikies surrounded me. Tatts on their arms, no teeth. I raised my middle finger to give em the bird, pointed at their Harley bikes and covered my mouth, two birds both middle fingers……
thank f..k for tinted windows…..
See we have winches. Yes they can save your life. Stranded with your “L” series stuck in a deep hole that only “real” 4WD’s could escape from under their own power. But I think you could always improvise on jacks, cannon fart and a few rocks.
Then we have water bottles. A great accessory in case you blow a radiator hose. But lets face it – you can use beer in a radiator…if not urine or in the case of a new Subie SUV- red wine.
But I realised today there is another accessory that will save you there and then, right at the moment you need it. See I rolled up to a red light in Shepparton today and sitting there minding my own business. A group of about 100 bikies surrounded me. Tatts on their arms, no teeth. I raised my middle finger to give em the bird, pointed at their Harley bikes and covered my mouth, two birds both middle fingers……
thank f..k for tinted windows…..
